As they are walking, the husband calls out, "Watch out for the wall!" A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end the pallbearers are again carrying the casket out. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They open the casket and find that the women is actually alive. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carrying the casket accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. I think I'm going to have a wife."Ī funeral service is being held in a chuch for a woman who has just passed away. Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. ![]() Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Johnny was especially intent when the teacher told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and to have the two as close together as possible.Ī Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"Īnnie replied, "Because people are sleeping"Īt Sunday School they were learning how God created everything, including human beings. Without looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." As she got to one girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. And of course, NO banner ads and NO pop-ups ever on any SwapMeetDave web pages!Ī kindergarten teacher was walking around observing her classroom of children while they were drawing pictures. Here is a nice little collection of hilarious church and Sunday school stories, funny ministers and sermons, zany Bible translations, religious humor and even some cartoons and animations. I revamped and updated it for timeliness and comprehensiveness.Best clean religious, church, Sunday school, minister, and Bible jokes and humor ever!Ĭlean Religious, Church, Sunday School, Minister, and Bible Jokes My former employer would be so glad!Įditor’s Note: I originally published this blog on February 15, 2013. Hey, if you need some, go to Warner Press. Yet, nothing replaces having something in a person’s hand to remind them of an important event or sermon note.īulletins are still an important part of church communications. Some churches have replaced bulletins with email newsletters or other forms of electronic communications. The Challenge of Church Bulletin Deadlines It’s one way to ease the burden many a church secretary has in creating the next church bulletin. Later, I had the privilege to work for the same Christian publisher that produced the shells of church bulletins my grandfather loved. He would hit a sale and buy several boxes of church bulletin shells along with boxed cards. Each June, my grandfather would let me go with him. ![]() Our church movement had an international convention a few miles east of us every year. He used bulletin shells from Warner Press. It looked something like this: Hand Crank Spirit Duplicator from Wikipedia One of the memories I have of my grandfather was him dutifully using a ditto machine to print the inside of the bulletins. It was fun to read the words he had typed in the bulletin while I heard him preach. They gave me something to doodle on as I listened to my grandfather’s sermons.
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